The Kingdom of Eindhoven NLD- is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, parental licensing program, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.954 billion Eindhoven NLD-ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 69.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Eindhoven NLD-ian economy, worth 412 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,757 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, high food prices have reduced the national diet to staple foods and water, and all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eindhoven NLD-'s national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eindhoven NLD- is ranked 25,814^th in the world and 329^th in Aerospace for Most Corrupt Governments, with 82.42 kickbacks per hour.